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Dying with Laughter

Slang expression normally used when you find something extremely funny and as a result, begin to laugh uncontrollably. It is similar to the English slang expressions "Laughing My Ass Off".

Patois: Him cum adi paati wen it done, mi a dead wid laugh
English: He came to the party when it was already over, I'm dying with laughter

Vex

to be in a state of irritation, anger or annoyance.

(patois) Him bex because him cyaan go a di parti
(english) He was vexed because he couldn't go to the party

Stallion

A male who is amazing at sex. He is able to conduct sexual intercourse for hours on end and knows how to give a girl the ride of her life, usually leaving her in a fully satisfied.

(patois) Kevin, yu did a grindsman laas nite!

(english) Kevin, You were such a stallion last night!

substandard

The phrase "fenkeh fenkeh" is Jamaican Patois typically used to describe something weak, substandard, or lacking authenticity. It's often used to criticize something that doesn't meet expectations, like a flimsy excuse, a watered-down drink, or an underwhelming performance.

Patois: Di food did fenkeh fenkeh, like dem cook it inna hurry
English: The food was bland and poorly prepared, like they rushed to cook it.